Category Archives: Cooking

Weapon of Mass Destruction

I’ve found one. It’s real, intense, and can and will do great harm to all living organisms across the globe, the planets and their moons, and the entire solar system. If one uses enough, our central sun Alcyone will go … Continue reading

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The Unthinkable Just Happened

Just to be sure that the universe is not amiss, I scoured the news and I saw no articles about time shifts, dis-harmonic resonant frequencies, alternate dimensions intersecting our own, benevolent beings awakening dormant strands of our DNA, multi-verses colliding, … Continue reading

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My First Pressure Cooker Experience

I did it! I triumphantly used my pressure cooker for the first time yesterday. I am happy to say that my roof is intact, birds a plenty are flying over head, the walls and ceiling are free of food debris … Continue reading

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What a Piece of *Expletive*

Not long ago I had to prepare some food for a gathering with my very good friends.  It was a potluck so I wanted to make something really tasty for everyone to eat – something that no one else was … Continue reading

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Eggless Eggs

I know I’m a vegan.  I know I’m supposed to embrace all things vegan, including tofu.  I know I’m supposed to get super excited about faux carnivore dishes.  But this one? Amped is not the word I’d use to describe … Continue reading

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To Boldly Go

I’m not afraid to admit that I have more issues than a magazine rack. Amongst the silliest is fear and amongst the most interesting are my love-hate relationships. But let’s start with fear. It’s unfortunate but I find that I’m … Continue reading

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Butter!

Good day lesser beings! While I wish I could legitimately say ‘bask in the genius that is (pause for effect) me’ regarding my fabulous BUTTER recipe, I can’t. Alas, this particular creation is not born of my vast intellectual prowess. … Continue reading

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