Category Archives: Humor

Weapon of Mass Destruction

I’ve found one. It’s real, intense, and can and will do great harm to all living organisms across the globe, the planets and their moons, and the entire solar system. If one uses enough, our central sun Alcyone will go … Continue reading

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Merry Christmas from THE BEACH

Merry Christmas, everyone! After having just gotten back from THE BEACH for the 4th time this weekend, I wanted everyone to know that I truly and genuinely hope all of you have a warm, heartfelt, relaxing Christmas, filled with family, … Continue reading

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Operation Allium

With the momentum generated by Operation Daucus Carota, surely now is a good time to commence with Operation Allium. Given my feelings of invincibility and grandeur with having converted what would otherwise be garbage disposal material into potentially viable plants, … Continue reading

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Operation Daucus Carota

  FLASH! Operation Daucus Carota is a SUCCESS!  Check out the little roots on this beauty!  How exciting.  Free food!  Next up:  Operation Allium.               Operation Daucus Carota In my ongoing  attempt to become more … Continue reading

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The Unthinkable Just Happened

Just to be sure that the universe is not amiss, I scoured the news and I saw no articles about time shifts, dis-harmonic resonant frequencies, alternate dimensions intersecting our own, benevolent beings awakening dormant strands of our DNA, multi-verses colliding, … Continue reading

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My First Pressure Cooker Experience

I did it! I triumphantly used my pressure cooker for the first time yesterday. I am happy to say that my roof is intact, birds a plenty are flying over head, the walls and ceiling are free of food debris … Continue reading

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What a Piece of *Expletive*

Not long ago I had to prepare some food for a gathering with my very good friends.  It was a potluck so I wanted to make something really tasty for everyone to eat – something that no one else was … Continue reading

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